The Crystal Gang

Coming never is the greatly anticipated book by (insert author name here) to a store near you! The Anticipated price is $99.99999. So make sure to buy it, I will make sure you regret not buying it. In celebration for this new book we have a little backstory explaining the whole plot and stuff and things and objects and okay you get the point.


Deep in a forest probably somewhere lives a slave village run by That One Big Corporation That People Buy Things From. This village specializes in farming crazy cool and exotic plants that TOBCTPBTF(That One Big Corporation That People Buy Things From) sells off and makes a profit  with. These people are provided with a plot of land to plant and harvest food for themselves, and a hut that houses ten people. Living in such harsh conditions these people often get sick, like a lot. So they have cultivated in secret the Crystal Blue Bananas. These bananas have the power to heal any pain or sickness. They also taste pretty good and look cool. These people want to get these bananas to the more poverty ridden parts of the world. That's where the Crystal Gang comes in.
            The Crystal Gang is a party of three dedicated to providing the Crystal Blue Bananas to people lacking in wealth or everything. These three individuals are Marcia, Harold, and Jefferey. All equipped with their own skills. Marcia is queen at staring ominously into the sky, confusing literally everything. Even rocks, scratch that, especially rocks. Harold likes knitting, he is the dude who makes sure the Gang is never cold by providing scarfs and hats, knitted scarfs and hats. Last and also least is Jefferey, he is the self proclaimed leader, he has actual fighting skills, escape skills, and other  useful jazz. They will band together to escape the village and TOBCTPBTF to deliver Crystal Blue Bananas. Will they make it? Probably not!